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BIOS Version: AIE 6.0.420
RAM Detected: 64MB (Peak Performance)
GPU: Overheated while rendering
Internet Connection: 56k Dial-Up
Blockchain Sync Status: Delayed by 21 years
Floppy Drive: Insert Disk 2 to Continue
Tokenomics Module: Corrupted by Clippy.exe
BIOS Version: AIE 6.0.420
Memecoin Optimizer: Unstable but enthusiastic
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